Da da dah dah!

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh daaaaaaaah!

    `$ sudo internet off`

sudo, my non-Linux friends, means violently do this.

I needed to adjust some of my habits.

— most of my —

Okay! — all of my habits.

After the panic subsided, I thought about how to manage modern life as an offline programming pseudo-Luddite.